Never underestimate the power of poptarts

• Justin Bieber: hey
• Justin Bieber: I’m back with a new album
• Justin Bieber: ruining your life
• Justin Bieber: I bet you missed me
• Justin Bieber: lol of course you did
• Justin Bieber: this new music I’ve written
• Justin Bieber: will destroy your ovaries
• Justin Bieber: Then I’ll release a shirtless beach music video
• Justin Bieber: then I’ll tour
• Justin Bieber: And give the OLLGs lapdances every night
• Justin Bieber: and sexually fustrate the fuck out of you
• Justin Bieber: And make pervy tweets
• Justin Bieber: then everything will be fine
• Justin Bieber: lol but I’m not coming to your city
• Justin Bieber: but I’ll still ruin you anyway
• Justin Bieber: Your grades will fail, you’ll start stalking me again, all your money will be spent on my merch, you’ll constantly be sexually frustrated, and fangirling will be your life again
• Justin Bieber: and you’ll love it
• Me: okay

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

Will you do the fan^dango?

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Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ 

(via roryflannelgan)